Wednesday, May 24, 2006


Went out for a pizza with the rest of the creative department today.

Despite the fact that our agency is winning lots of awards, no one is happy.

There's no money around for pay rises, it's getting harder and harder to get work through, every client is demanding multiple routes...

But no one can think of any other agency they'd like to work at either. "They're all shit."

Is there any group of human beings that whinges more than a creative department?


copyranter said...

uhh, maybe pro athletes?

tryanotherusername said...

Opposition political parties.

Anonymous said...

Are there any anchovies on the pizza? Then I'm not having any.

Maulleigh said...

Volunteers at college radio stations. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much they bitch: for hours and hours and hours and hours and then don't tell the staff who don't do shit about anything and then they bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch some more...oh, and we've won a lot of awards too....not that it means anything.

Rikki said...

But you'd also be annoyed if you had the scurvy all the time.

I was in the middle of a rant the other day when i remembered that my agency sent me to hayman island last year. I continued with the rant of course.

Anonymous said...

rikki - don't forget gout. HUGE pirate problem. Several Disney rides had to shut down over it last year.

No, the biggest fucking group of whiners are the freaks I have to ride home on the train with every day. Fuck people!

I just want to sit with my head banging against the vibrating window looking at the homeless under the tracks in peace, and you people won't leave me alone.

What with your ENDLESS stories about surgery and your daughter's loser boyfriend and how your significant other probably won’t make bail this time.

And did I mention the dayworkers and their Budweiser cans, 'cuz there are.

I’m going to the UK to work. I heard the subways are cleaner.