Thursday, August 24, 2006

Leaving-Do Time

So where do you hold the leaving-do? Here's the options, and what I think they mean.

THE CRAPPY OLD PUB THAT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE ROAD FROM THE AGENCY: "We're old-school."

THE TRENDY WINE BAR THAT JUST OPENED IN THE NEW SHOPPING CENTRE: "We're new-school."

THE VERY SMALL PUB UP THE ROAD: "We're worried we don't have many friends."

THE OUT-OF-THE ORDINARY OPTION LIKE HIRING A BOAT OR A CLUB OR SOMETHING: "Oh, they're so creative."

NO LEAVING-DO AT ALL: "Extremely worried about lack of friends."

JUST A LUNCH: "Maybe people will come if it's just a lunch."

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