Account Handlers - Things They Say And What They Really Mean

The meeting is at 2

Real meaning:

The meeting is at 3

Hey "Mr Social Skills" - I'm onto you, so don't bother!

You've given me this particular haircut so many times, I now just automatically factor in an extra hour to have the work ready.

Actually, do bother, because if one time you actually forgot to lie, I guess the work wouldn't be ready...

p.s. I mentioned this post to an account handler source and they reminded me to add that "The meeting is on Tuesday" means "The meeting is on Wednesday"