Thursday, March 27, 2008

Ad Arrives Saturday, Hype Is Well And Truly Here


Okay so I tried typing "airport trucks", "airport truck race" and even "magical airport trucks" into YouTube... nothing.

Where the hell is he getting his ideas from now?

37 comments:

kate moss said...

I've had a few magical airport fucks, if that helps.

Probably not.

]-[appy Thought said...

Ah ha, moved onto Revver have we, Scamp? Or perhaps MetaCafe?

/jk

Rachel Clarke said...

Top Gear?

Mr Kite said...

I nearly lost my cock at an airport once, it was in one of those really heavy metal doors you go through after security.

God I miss my cock.

kate moss said...

I miss your cock too.

Mr Kite said...

re Kate Moss at 3.50pm
I asked the surgeon if I could keep it after the operation, it is in a large jar (like one of those pickled egg jars you find in fish and chip shops) at home, people might think i am a bit odd if I took it to work. I think it might be a little cold, and off color by now, i do like to check on it sometimes, for old times sake.

Anonymous said...

Bored, play with the dog...
http://www.beatbox.tele2.se/

Anonymous said...

well as this one seems original my bets are it won't be as good.

Anonymous said...

Read that Juan has also directed it, so how long before he quits Fallon to
go behind the camera full time?

Anonymous said...

Arrested Development.

The TV show... not the ones who sang about Mr. Wendel.

It's a long shot but they drove an airport truck and I'm sure they drove it really fast at one point...

Anonymous said...

Naa, this is the early press release for Transformers 2! Surely...

Anonymous said...

Please don't tell me the trucks are going to some sort of dance routine?

Anonymous said...

FOUND IT, ITS ON YOUTUBE:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3261585519942393296&q=cadburys+trucks&total=1&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Anonymous said...

creative shooting own idea = bad idea.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:30 - he shot Gorilla you muppet!

Christos said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
think this is it guys...

Rachel and Debbie said...

pluggin ure own virals christos???

The times are on brand republic if you really dont want to miss it or you could look on our blog cos ive put the times on there too.

Personally I think he's been watching pixars 'cars' too many times. Kids stuff provides the best ideas...

Anonymous said...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/916620/truck_air_race_action/

Anonymous said...

trust me folks, i'm one of the few adpeeps who has been here. follow my advice. NEVER hype hype. it just blows up in your face. you listening juan?

you lose the element of surprise. a foam bubble party in miami. isn't that every hot sultry night in miami?

Charles Frith said...

Can't we just get back to Kate Moss's cock?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Juan really is looking to Top Gear for inspiration. Wasn't Don't Stop Me Now voted best driving song on their show?

Anonymous said...

I am the tea boy/girl in one of the post facilities that finished off Trucks so I've seen it several times. Is it any good? I'm sorry, but giving a shit about the answer to that question is about as sad a thing as I can think of.

Bergman is good. Kurt Vonnegut is good. Brancusi is good. The anticipation and idolatry of an ad for a chocolate bar is not good.

Have some shame and redevote the minutes you would otherwise spend in thrall to its questionable quality to something else. If you need a hint: http://www.amnesty.org.uk/

Anonymous said...

Finger's crossed for Mad Max with a Ministry soundtrack...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMvNXoyiKIE

However, I'm sure we'll get Pixar's Cars with a Bon Jovi soundtrack instead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ieFtmO3X2U

Anonymous said...

Anonymous tea boy/girl at 9.16am...

Thank you for the freshest voice of reason I've heard in a while.

pisspoorenglish said...

Agree with the tea boy and fella who said this level of hype is likely to blow up in your face.

I'm not really fussed about it, won't put it in my diary etc. When I see it, if it's good, then huzzah and I may then make a point of watching it again.

But I couldn't give a shit about the guy who wrote it, about his hair or his wages.

Anonymous said...

No way anon 12:14! Tea bag girl can get the fuck off this ad blog and stop being so righteous.

While you're here though... 2 sugars and white please.

Anonymous said...

Do you think the advertising industry needs this ad to be good so that it can prove that it's possible to make a great piece of film that hasn't been inspired/nicked from somewhere else?
I'm with the tea lady on this one.

g. said...

*World keeps turning*

animal mother said...

Who here has noted the viewing times and decided to tune in on the weekend?

Everyone with your hands up: you have redefined the phrase sad cunt.

Mr Kite said...

Re animal mother @2.52.pm

I have alarm clocks for all the times, I also have lots of old socks by the telly and incase I run out of old socks, an old Pringles tube full of raw liver.

Oh damnation I forgot I had my cock removed.

Alex said...

Definitely from Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1c1G24GWDg&feature=related

Anonymous said...

I'm the bum boy/girl in one of the facilities that ad men visit after work. I'm all the inspiration they'll ever need.

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Mystic Meg said...

I reckon it'll be pretty disappointing. Not even close to what Sony Paint was to Sony Balls. I reckon it will be really hard to emotionally engage with machinery in the way that we can engage with animals or humans. And I really hope they don't use something obvious for the music track like they did with Like A Rainbow on Play Doh. By obvious I mean like Don't Stop Me Now by Queen as the little cart tries to get past the bigger vehicles

Jon said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YkV4a6WZ-U

Rachel Clarke said...

Just watched the ad and it's definitely top gear. I can just imagine hammond in the wee car. It would also be so, so much better with Clarkson doing a voice over!

Anonymous said...

That was really not very good, admit it. You can't win em all.