My lovely colleague NT found this.
How it works: you type in a slogan, and it comes out in the style of the atheist bus ad.
Write one of your own in the comments, and if it's any good, I'll wack it up here as a pic. Can't promise to do them all though, as I am a bit hung-over.
Here's one, from 'Anonymous'
Here's three more. All from our old friend 'Anonymous'
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Bus Slogan Generator
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There's no God. Simply appreciate your orgasms for being a chain of physiological incidents.
You are a little monkey. Climb up dat tree. Get me a coconut.
There's probably no Mod.
Now stop complaining and please buy some Vespa.
(ad for motorcycles brand Piaggio)
There's probably no cod.
Now stop overfishing and enjoy pike.
Laughing
There's no Bod.
Stop watching Children's TV and have a wank.
There's probably no Zod.
But it's OK, Terence Stamp has managed to find many other roles since.
There's probably no hod.
Thank god. He was a shit manager anyway.
GOD PROBABLY NO THERE'S
Stop now and worrying call the Dyslexia Association.
There's probably no stick. So stop worrying, and eat your carrots.
There's probably no bog.
Now stop crossing your legs and do a little plop.
THERE'S PROBABLY NO DOG. NOW STOP COMPLAINING AND CURL UP WITH A CAT.
There are definitely no jobs.
Now stop complaining
and where's my bonus?
There's probably no recession.
Now stop worrying and spend your pennies.
There's probably no God.
So go ahead and wank.
There's probably no job for Scamp at Fallon.
Now stop licking their ringpiece
There's probably no blog.
So stop reading Scamp and get on with some work.
There's probably no one in.
So go ahead a break in to that elderly neighbour's house.
There's probably nobody watching.
So what's wrong with a spot of bestiality?
There's probably no Bob.
So Mrs Monkhouse will go to bed alone again tonight.
There's probably no God.
Now sto...Hang on, are those locusts?
Ther's probably no cold.
now stop complaining and go to work.
http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=There%27s+probably+no+cold.&s2=Now+stop+complaining&s3=and+go+to+work.
There's probably no sod...
...dumb enough to want to work at Lowe.
There's probably no Dodd.
Now stop harrassing him and put the council tax up again instead. Again.
Don't fuck with the Jesus
The dude says so
and the dude abides
There's no....(that's enough. Ed)
There's probably no fog
Oh..wait there is Arrrrgh! (Crash)
There's probably no Rod,
Jane, Or Freddy.
There's probably no dog.
So fuck the horse instead.
There's probably no knob.
Stop saving for that sex change operation, and get on with your life.
There's probably no Glock.
Stop worrying and use the AK47 assault rifle.
Inspired by:
http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?auth=033ef14483ee899496648c2b4b06233c
There’s probably no sprog.
Now stop worrying and get yourself tested.
There's definitely someone watching over you always.
Not God. I'm stalking you.
There's probably no Rod.
After that evil bastard Emu pushed him off the roof.
Theres probably no change
Now stop removing your underwear and get off the scales.
There probably is a bomb.
On the bus.
Damn terrorists.
There's probably no toilet paper.
So stop worrying, and just use the brown cardboard tube-thing.
theres probably no damage.
now stop worrying, and take your finger out of my arse.
There's prolly no 72 virgins.
Now stop blowing yourselves up.
According to BBC Breakfast this morning, somebody has laid out £15,000 to run bus sides that say: There definitely is a God, Join the Christian Party and enjoy your life.
Ders probly no lolcatz.
So relx and have da cheezburger.
I really like that sprog suggestion
THERE PROBABLY IS NO DOG
SO STOP PRAYING
AND DEAL WITH YOUR DYSLEXIA
You're a fat slob.
So stop taking the bus and buy a bike
There's probably no dog.
So stop complaining and remember he's not just for Christmas.
There's probably Nimrod
Now stop worrying and keep building
I don't work in snow.
This is Britain.
Emigrate.
There's probably no need for an art director now you've got stupid Bus Slogan Generator.
there is probably no bus
stop taking LSD
There's probably no bus conductor.
Now stop paying and travel for free.
WITH ALL GOOD PLOTS THERE'S A BEGINNING.
AND AN END. AND WE'RE IN THE MUDDLE.
WHEN THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH.
AND YOUR CHIPS ARE DOWN.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
There is probably no god.
therefore, there is probably no promised land
So get the fuck out of Palestine and leave it to its people.
There's probably no dog. So get in there and grab the freaking ball.
There' probably no Plod.
Which is why the driver is behind bullet-proof glass.
There's probably no Valentine's.
Now hug you mom and watch Star Wars.
There probably is no Cock
so stop complaining
and bake a cake
There's probably no fat
so stop complaining
and eat the whole cow.
There's probably no way this line will fit in this spa..
See, i told you..
Darren
http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=THERE%27S+PROBABLY+NO+NOD.&s2=NOW+STOP+COMPLAINING&s3=AND+SHAKE+YOUR+HEAD.
There is no gold.
So forget about dem dar hills.
There's probably no brief.
Now stop complaining.
and make the logo bigger.
THERE ARE PROBABLY NO TITS
SO STOP FUMBLING AND FEED THE PONY INSTEAD
Love it - see mine at...
http://tinyurl.com/nodarwinbus
There's probably no sex dungeon.
Now stop interrogating Joseph Fritzl and eat your doughnut.
There probably is a god.
But he does not believe in you.
There's probably no God.
So get the next best thing
And worship Langland this Sunday.
I'm just sayin' is all.
Please note the modesty as represented by my reference to one day of the week rather than all seven. ;)
There's probably no God.
JaiWal might get a job one day.
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS.
TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY HOME.
There a some beauties here scamp, not sure you've picked the best. Book crit's my fav. You should do a load up for your book. 72 virgins is also good
You're probably no sex God.
So pop to the shops.
And get her a dildo.
have campaigns pick and turkeys gone crazy, this week ghostbusters turkey, should have been pick, last week, kit kat pick should have been turkey.
Ha. Funny funny.
Here's mine: http://tinyurl.com/crl6qg
Which isn't so funny.
Theme's already been done but couldn't be arsed thinking up any more!
And another.
http://tinyurl.com/d8jm86
There is a God.
He's name is Leo Messi and he plays for FC Barcelona.
*Enjoy his miracles every weekend on Sky Sports.
There is probably a lot going on. Don't wory, you'll never know it.
There is probably a lot of probabilities. The one that happens won't be a probability.
There is probably nobody like you. Think like that or you'll be another one.
There is probably something you should know. Probably you know it, probably you don't.
There is probably a lot of ways. If you want to arrive, just take one.
There's probably no Godot.
Now stop waiting and leave the theatre.
There is probably no Mickey mouse
So stop thinking about Disney land.
G
There's probably no god.
But if there was, it would probably be the best god in the world.
There's probably no question
To be and not to be. Quantum mechanics
http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=WAR+IS+PEACE&s2=FREEDOM+IS+SLAVERY.+IGNORANCE+IS&s3=YELLOW
http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=THERE%27S+PROBABLY+NO+BACKUP&s2=SO+hit+hard+THE+BLUE+SCREEN&s3=AND+START+CRYING
http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=There%27s+probably+no+internet&s2=so+turn+off+the+monitor&s3=and+get+a+playboy
...ok, I'll stop flooding;)
THERE'S PROBABLY NO COD.
CAN I HAVE A PUKKA PIE.
AND A CAN OF SPRITE PLEASE.
Even if he's really up there,
What makes you think he cares?
The website thinkBuddha.org has proposed its own poster for buses.
"Neither an entity nor a nonentity
Moves in any of the three ways.
So motion, bus
and route are nonexistent."
But finish crossing the road before you meditate on it.
There probably is a God.
But I don't believe in him.
If Carlsberg made a God
He'd probably be the best God
in the world
What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home.
On a semi-related note, I read this morning that the Atheist Foundation of Australian's attempt to follow suit with a bus slogan campaign down under has been rejected by APN Outdoor.
The online version of the article:
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/fear-of-god-or-fear-of-a-difference-of-opinion-20090217-8a83.html
You'll probably miss this bus
So stop running and wait for the next one.
There's probably no dog.
Now stop complaining and lick your bone.
Please don't stop us, we are in full speed!!
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